February 2008
191 posts
Erik Does not Kill Humanity - lutenegger.com
Walgreens Girl: Would you like to invest in a 99 cent bottle of antibacterial gel?
Erik: No, thanks...its going to be the downfall of our society
WG: How do u figure?
Erik: Well it kills 99.9% of all germs, meaning it doesn't kill everything, leaving only the mutated bacteria thats is too strong to be killed, and we know that nothing breeds faster than bacteria.
WG: Well then they'll release something stronger, that will kill those.
Erik: Which will...?
WG: Make even stronger ones
Erik: Yep, which leads to the downfall of our society.
WG: Well it keeps me from getting sick right now.
Erik: Ok, have a nice night
January 2008
9 posts
